loathes being called “arthur john”
leads a pack of two chihuahuas & one pug
life goal: overtaking uncle art on serp
compulsively shops at thrift stores
grew up on a farm in the middle of phoenix
learned to write professionally at a newspaper
used to report from a 1971 vw camper van
got cut from the asu men’s basketball team
met mike tyson (twice) while working as a bouncer