loathes being called “arthur john”

leads a pack of two chihuahuas & one pug

life goal: overtaking uncle art on serp

compulsively shops at thrift stores

grew up on a farm in the middle of phoenix

learned to write professionally at a newspaper

used to report from a 1971 vw camper van

got cut from the asu men’s basketball team

met mike tyson (twice) while working as a bouncer